Affairs over the centuries

One of the most frequently asked questions I get when people learn I'm a vampire are about my love affairs. I can't say that I ever loved any of the people I was with but I have had a great many affairs. Some were amazing while others just fell...well flat. Of course I learned not to get too attached because I had to keep my existence a secret. Should anyone have found out it would been a certain final death for me.

Anyways, the point of this entry is reliev my most memorable affair.

Probably one of my best lovers was Henry the VIII. Mind you this was before he became grossly overweight. He had already banished Katherine and was in the process of trying to marry Anne when I happened to meet him one night in his court. He cornered me as I was walking away to head outside. He asked where I was going and I said outside. Henry took my hand kissed it & told me that I was to stay nearby so he could keep his eye on me. As the king I did as he requested & socialized with everyone else there that night.

Sometime later he signaled for me to come to him & I did so. He pulled me behind a curtain where noone could see us & kissed me in a way that if I were able to breathe would have left me breathless. He then led me to his suite and soon we were tearing each others clothes off like two people who had never had sex before. You may think that he'd be gentle but quite the opposite. Henry liked it rough. Which I admit I thoroughly enjoyed. He pulled my hair, slapped my ass, tied me up & bit me.

During all this Anne found us & came screaming into the room calling me a whore & demanding I get out. I quickly gathered my clothes, fangs extended & nearly bit her but instead I took her outside of the suite & glamored her to make her forget what she saw. Realizing Henry was still in the suite waiting on me I had to retract my fangs and I had to glamor him. I didn't want to take the chance that he saw for one second my fangs extended.

After Henry was glamored we picked up where we left off & let's just say words can not describe the size of that man. That is one thing NOT in the history books. Anne was a lucky girl until she got beheaded! Such a pity but I can't say I felt much sympathy.

Soon the affair was over and Sun, Kills & I left to move on to another town. I will never forget that night ever. It is permanently ingrained into my memory.